Back Story

Michael started out, as most do, as a small child. As a youngster he was priviledged to attend all of the finest institutions of education and was enrolled in polo and karate (he never told his parents, but he also participated in cage fighting matches and never lost one). Michael excelled at all of the aforementioned activities and schollarly endeavors, and often times found himself finishing before all of the other youths in his class work and always winning in all of his athletic competitions. When he was exploring the possibility of continuing his education and was researching institutions of higher learning he was interested in finding a new and excting activity that would keep his mind, body (namely his penis), and soul active and healthy. With this in mind he applied and was accepted into Loyola University Chicago. When he arrived on campus he noticed an individual with beautiful golden flowing locks and a trucker hat throwing what appeared to be a saucer back and forth with another individual that appeared to Michael as dirty Japanese hippy with scraggly hair to his ass crack (screaming disgusting, lude, and profane things that Mother Teresa would not have approved of). Michael approached the two only to discover that they were playing a derivative of an ancient Japanese sport that the dirty Japanese hippy had created himself. When Michael asked if he could join the fun, the two gracefully accepted his request threw a disc at his face as his initiation onto team Darkwing and shortly thereafter made him run wind sprints. It was only after what was the greatest day of his life (when Micheal met Mr. Big Game Schuette) that he received his title and nick-name Hercules. It's true what they say, he's named after someone's penis. Inquire for further details. Now Michael enjoys his status on the team as the say-what- ever-he-feels-like guy. Don't be surprised if he says something completely and utterly rediculous, racist, lude, and rude and then refuses to repeat it after you ask him to.

On the Field

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Hobbies & Fettishes

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